Without going into too much detail about why I changed the channel to darts, I wanted to bring to attention the sweet, sweet hairstyles of Simon “The Wizard” Whitlock. The only thing more shocking than his ponytail-mullet and ZZ Top goatee, is the fact that there is a full auditorium of people behind him watching darts. Live. In person. I know, shocking!
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Without going into too much detail about why I changed the channel to darts, I wanted to bring to attention the sweet, sweet hairstyles of Simon “The Wizard” Whitlock.

The only thing more shocking than his ponytail-mullet and ZZ Top goatee, is the fact that there is a full auditorium of people behind him watching darts. Live. In person.

I know, shocking!

ROY HODGSON APPOINTED NEW ENGLAND MANAGER  Roy Hodgson looks extremely surprised in this picture. I can just hear the conversation on the phone from the FA. RH: Hello? DB: Roy old boy how are you, It’s David Bernstein from the FA?! RH: David who? DB: Bernstein! You old joker you. Roy, we’ve decided that Harry Redknapp is too expensive to get away from Spurs, so that’s why we’ve come to you. RH: I don’t think I can foot the 10 million pound buyout clause for him either. DB: No, Roy, we want you to be the manager. What do you say? RH: ……….. DB: Roy? Roy! Are you there!? RH: ………. uh….huh. DB: So what do you say? RH: uuummmmm……uh…huh. DB: Excellent! Come on down to Headquarters and we’ll get a great shot of you in front of the Three Lions! And don’t worry, as soon as the Euros are over we’ll fire you and find a new coach. RH: Uh huh….wait what?! And the above picture was taken, with Roy Hodgson apparently in complete shock that he’s won this lottery… …And by lottery I don’t mean like the huge $500M jackpot from a few weeks ago. I mean like the short story where a nice quite small town chooses one citizen to stone to death each year. Good luck Roy, and don’t worry, nobody expects you to succeed anyway.
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ROY HODGSON APPOINTED NEW ENGLAND MANAGER 

Roy Hodgson looks extremely surprised in this picture. I can just hear the conversation on the phone from the FA.

RH: Hello?

DB: Roy old boy how are you, It’s David Bernstein from the FA?!

RH: David who?

DB: Bernstein! You old joker you. Roy, we’ve decided that Harry Redknapp is too expensive to get away from Spurs, so that’s why we’ve come to you.

RH: I don’t think I can foot the 10 million pound buyout clause for him either.

DB: No, Roy, we want you to be the manager. What do you say?

RH: ………..

DB: Roy? Roy! Are you there!?

RH: ………. uh….huh.

DB: So what do you say?

RH: uuummmmm……uh…huh.

DB: Excellent! Come on down to Headquarters and we’ll get a great shot of you in front of the Three Lions! And don’t worry, as soon as the Euros are over we’ll fire you and find a new coach.

RH: Uh huh….wait what?!

And the above picture was taken, with Roy Hodgson apparently in complete shock that he’s won this lottery…

…And by lottery I don’t mean like the huge $500M jackpot from a few weeks ago. I mean like the short story where a nice quite small town chooses one citizen to stone to death each year.

Good luck Roy, and don’t worry, nobody expects you to succeed anyway.

New Hot Chip track! Check it out!

hotspotmusic:

The newest Hot Chip track is a shifting classic house track that takes a few definite stages in building up to a typically Hot Chip-ian climax.  Key changes, Joe Goddard’s wispy voice and the ever-improving production values on this make it a slick preview of the new album ‘In Our Heads’ (coming out 11th June) although it maybe takes a couple of spins to get into and love.  

More info here: http://www.dominorecordco.com/uk/albums/02-03-12/in-our-heads/

(via hotspotmusic)